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| Tasos Pavlopoulos VISIONS FOR ALL… Attention-attention! Miracles! Only for those who are openminded, wide-eyed and open-handed! Everything needs to be unblocked and unlocked! A permanent solution to traffic congestion and constipation! It is all practically for free! I undertake surveillances and special missions! I can unblock anything! I can unlock anything! I solve riddles and can decipher anything! I sew anything! I advertise anything! I wash anything and especially dirty wallets! I perform sacraments and organise car shows, boat shows, painting exhibitions, calligraphy exhibitions, Art Biennales, etc. I do christenings (adults only) and make dwarfs taller. I paint houses and teach spear-gun fishing and martial arts. I teach private lessons in piano, spelling, drawing, Norwegian gymnastics, gastronomy, tickling, manicures, voodoo, sexology, voicelessness, astronomy, psychiatry and foreign languages (especially German, Flemish and Vietnamese). I do disenchantments, scrutinise, hypnotise, train and liberate absolutely everyone! I unblock sinks, rubble streams, blocked drains, blocked ears and blocked noses, mouths stuffed with money notes as well as arteries, veins, intestines, etc. I clear eyes, mend socks, clean windows and chimneys. I open zippers and roads. I drill boreholes and transplant brains. I build fireplaces, swimming pools, museums, pyramids, bridges, fountains, waterfalls, wells and I divert rivers. I create and offer works of art-keys to make everything clear! I can help you develop an instinct and insight in order to approach and decipher the artistic act! Free training through hypnosis for dogs, cats, canaries, senior business executives, money-lenders, politicians (in the government or not), budding leaders, doctors, lawyers, police officers, architects, tax officials, racketeers, contractors, taxi drivers, advertisers, military officers, clergymen, art teachers, disoriented artists, traders and art critics, as well as collectors! Special discounts (purely nominal prices) exclusively for industrialists, ship owners, engineering companies, multinational companies, banks, chicken thieves, etc.! All men and women from Greece, Macedonia, Thessaloniki, Athos, Thrace, Souli, Kolonaki, England, France, Portugal, Malaysia, etc. do not hesitate for even a minute! Come today and invest in exercising the gaze so that you can work up an appetite and enjoy the contemporary art scene! GELD ÜBER ALLES! Tassos Pavlopoulos  Download CV |  Bonjour, 2006 The Curse Monger, 2007 Stockbroker, 2006 |
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